Michael being the cool and inspired guy he is, thought he should share some bits of fun and wisdom with you.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
-Judge Smails (Caddyshack)
A flute without holes is not a flute. And a donut with no hole is a Danish.
-Ty Webb (Caddyshack)
I like nonsense. Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that, becuase what the world needs is people who have come alive.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.
If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. It's the hard that makes is great.
-Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own
I've made over 20 movies and 5 of them are good.
Live, love, and may all your children be born naked!
If you have to have a job in this world, a high-priced movie star is a pretty good gig.
A Little More Serious:
Good, better, best. Never let it rest until your good is better and your better is best.
-Buddy LaRosa, Cincinnati pizza king
Take charge of your life before someone else does.
Nothing comes easy, except failure.
-Carl Lindner, Cincinnati business tycoon, billionaire